I asked ChatGPT to roast our East Coast NC|VA communities…. and let’s just say, it did NOT hold back. 😅
🚗 Moyock, NC
Where you leave 20 minutes early and still show up late beacasuse 168 and every tourist on the East Coast decided to heard to the beach at the same exact time
🚜 Shawboro, NC
Where the biggest traffic jam is a tractor parade you didn’t even know you signed up for.
🛻 Currituck, NC
Where every set of directions includes, “Go past the Dollar General… no, no – the other Dollar General. Keep going.
🚤 Coinjock, NC
The only place where posing with some random millionaire’s yacht is basically a local tradition.
📺 Grandy, NC
Where the Food Lion parking lot is the meet up spot for locals headed to the beach, so people watching is better than Netflix.
🛺 Powell's Point, NC
You know you’re in Powell’s Point when the golf carts are driving with more confidence than the out-of-state tourists.
🐴 Corolla, NC
The only place where the horses judge you harder than the locals do when you forget to air down at the ramp
⛴️ Knotts Island, NC
Where “taking the long way home” means you missed the ferry by 30 seconds.
🌾 Camden, NC
Is the kind of place where your biggest decision is whether to take the scenic route or the even more scenic route.
🌉 Elizabeth City, NC
Where everyone has seen the bridge up… but not a single one of us has ever seen the boat it’s supposedly waiting for.
🏪 Hertford, NC
The only place where people say “downtown” like it’s Manhattan, and it’s really just a few adorable stores by the water.
🛣️ Chesapeake, VA
Is the kind of place where you can drive past a cow pasture, a target, a farm field and a 6 lane highway all in the same 10 minutes.
⚓ Norfolk, VA
Where half the city is active duty, half retired and everyone is tired and even the seagulls salute.
🎰 Portsmouth, VA
Where only people who lived here knew where Portsmouth was, until the casino opened and suddenly everyone knows exactly where it is.
🌽 Suffolk, VA
The only place where you can be “downtown” and “in the middle of nowhere” at the same time.
🌊 Virginia Beach, VA
Where tourists thinks everything is ocean front, and honestly locals haven’t been near the ocean since dial-up internet.
